Pimp My Rant

…how long it takes some Darwin Award candidate to get caught cheating as a result of this little app?

Just foursquare your foreplay.

With this app, you hold your iPhone up to your melons, tap them, and the app will tell you if it is a good purchase.

It allegedly works only on watermelons, but I would encourage you to spend $1.99 and try it on other things.

But does the baby know its last name? Maybe it “kicks” a message to the app indicating it wants to be named “Anita” without knowing its last name is “Moorhead”.